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  <title>JMA-PSOS</title>
  <subtitle>JMA-PSOS</subtitle>
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    <name>JMA-PSOS</name>
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    <title>1980s joke with 3 guys in the desert and their fear of bedouins</title>
    <published>2024-08-26T19:54:56Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Two guys were walking through the desert, one carrying a bicycle and the other a phone booth. As they continue walking, they meet a third, who was carrying an anvil. The one with the anvil asks: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Why are you carrying a bicycle?"&lt;br /&gt;"Well, when the Bedouins come, I get on it and run as fast as I can. Isn't my idea super cool?"&lt;br /&gt;"Yeah, why are you carrying that phone booth, man? Telephone booth on your back, I've never seen anything like it!" &lt;br /&gt;"Stop wondering! When the Bedouins come, I enter the cabin and call for help. Isn't my idea super cool?"&lt;br /&gt;"But tell us please, why do you carry that anvil?&lt;br /&gt;"Well, when the Bedouins come, we run. And if I see them catch up to us, I drop the anvil to run faster!! Now, whose idea is best?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;Mergeau doi tipi prin deșert, unu căra în spate o bicicletă, iar celălalt, o cabină telefonică. Tot mergând ei așa se întâlnesc cu un al treilea, care căra o nicovală. Cel cu nicovala întreabă:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- De ce cari, mă, ditamai bicicleta după tine?&lt;br /&gt;- Păi, stai așa, când vin beduinii, mă sui pe ea și fug cât pot. Nu-i așa că-i super tare ideea mea?&lt;br /&gt;- Da’ tu de ce cari, omule, cabina aia telefonică? Hai că-i tare, auzi, cabină telefonică în spinare, n-am mai văzut așa ceva!&lt;br /&gt;- Nu te mai mira așa! Când vin beduinii, intru în cabină și dau telefon după ajutor. Nu-i așa că-i super tare ideea mea?&lt;br /&gt;- Dar ia spune-ne, tu de ce, mă rog, cari nicovala aia?&lt;br /&gt;- Păi, când vin beduinii o iau la fugă. Și dacă văd că mă ajung, arunc nicovala ca să fug mai repede!! Ia ziceți acum, a cui idee e mai tare?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=ionelv&amp;ditemid=128290" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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