Nostalgia: 1980s vs today

How I long for the time when a second-rate washed out actor with advancing dementia was president! Now we have to put up with an overweight amateur-porn tiny hands semi-retired TV actor with early dementia who keeps falling asleep in his tanning bed and is being played like a fiddle by three wise guys: a Siberian duergar, a drug-addled Witte Duiwel and some couch rodeo clown named DJ…