Johann aka “John Putz” McKlein goes to Moscow to investigate Vlad Duergarev’s gingerbread house series of heists from his neighbours Grisha, Micky and some Dude. When he gets there, he meets Vlad and “forgets” why he was there so he eats most of the gingerbread houses with Vlad during a bender.

John returns to DC and sets up a nationwide covert plan to steal all gingerbread houses without knowing exactly why. The plan is uncovered by the Smurfs when John’s wife Smurfette unwittingly divulges it to her lover JD Sconce.

When the plot is published by the Emes Em Worldnews, John easily dismisses as faky-achy-woky news, a code phrase for his supporters that the news might be true but it should be ignored as it is an integral part of the Dominion Aryan Mission Plan (which John forgot all about but he still somehow remembers to label icky news using the right codewords).

John is diagnosed with terminal diabetes after eating most of those gingerbread houses and keels over shortly after while putzing around on the lawn. Smurfette marries JD in Utah and they move to and live happily ever after in Vlad’s pool house in Sochi with their many noodle-poodles and pool noodles.
I just found some musings I jotted down back in Feb 2006:

Does catholic school teach kids to be righteous or how to keep up appearances that they are (especially if parents and/or teachers only keep up appearances)?

Is US foreign policy and free market ideology sapping the US society at home and abroad? From POV of open/closed systems: opening/closing systems do not reach balance easily whereas more or less closed systems do. Example: dictatorships and communist countries reached a balance that was undone suddenly by the collapse and void of power. Controlled transitions from closed to open markets allow some checks and balances in the system pitting national interest over competing mercantile interests.

It appears that Chomsky had a very low opinion of sports, but to make it a binary choice with politics and to elevate politics above all else seems a little self-serving and a narrow viewpoint. To dedicate one's adult life to expose the truth of how sausage is really made in US politics is commendable, but to claim that sports are a time waster and distraction concocted by those in power is simply a false dichotomy and unnecessarily reductive. Some people do enjoy sports both as an activity and as spectator event.

Not everything has to involve the intellect, although some performance sports do require an above average one to reach the top level. I am not entirely sure what the pluses are for spectator events, but I am equally unsure about the pluses of exposing the same cycles of corruption and military misadventure for over half a century with barely any visible changes in US policy. One wonders if Moses's 40-year desert wanderings could have been cut much shorter if he simply stopped moving in circles.

On the other hand, there are some intellectual pursuits with much higher return long term both personally and societally: art, science inquiry, technological advances, philosophical inquests, historical and archaeological endeavours, general truth pursuits, etc. One might even argue that engaging in politics at almost any level(*) is an exercise in futility as real positive change is not exacted but rarely, very slowly and usually by the guided hand of very few well-positioned individuals at the top of the political machinery, not the million kibitzers who at most sent a few dollars to their election campaigns or elected them over predictably less palatable betes noires.

(*)- Some obvious exceptions in US politics would be a constitutional amendment effort or a constitutional convention as any legislative effort can be eventually rolled back either by future legislatures or a more activist SCOTUS (e.g. Civil Rights Act, Voting Rights Act).

Batya Ungar-Sargon published an article last year entitled The media’s betrayal of the poor.  One reference caught my eye: Piketty re: a Brahmin Left, so I looked it up and found a 2019 summary of Piketty book Capital and Ideology book in which he proposes the idea of the Brahmin Left vs Merchant Right. This writeup contains two comments, one of which pointed to an incisive dissection of the recent evolution of democracy in the UK.

I wonder if extremist far-right vigilantes and conspiracy nuts recruited useful fools and decoys, astroturfed, "muled", lemminged and projected/pareidolia-ed their fears unto/into the Capitol riot?

It is also possible that the organizers' loose and open "collaboration" was infiltrated by domestic and foreign agents with very different and much darker goals than simply "guiding" and "cheering" Pence and Congress to do Dumbo's bidding.
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."

"The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle."

"We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it..."

"The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and we can fix that.""

"To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal."

"Parliament of Whores" (1991). See more quips from this book.

Wikipedia live entry: Freedom Convoy 2022.


Leaders


* Organizers: JAMES BAUDER, TAMARA LICH, BJ DICHTER, CHRIS BARBER


* Influencers: BRIAN PECKFORD, ROGER HODKINSON, RANDY HILLIER, PAUL ALEXANDER


* Ops: TOM QUIGGIN, DANIEL BULFORD, PAT KING, BRIAN DENISON


Miscellaneous news: honking stop order lead plaintiff, residents flee downtown Ottawa,  protester wood shack tow trucker getting death threats, Mark Carney thinks protest has evolved into "sedition" at this point.

In two words, asymmetry and myopia are what ails the US (and to various degrees, most of the West, the anglophone world more than the rest), more precisely, the primarily genetic and implicit evolutional asymmetry of the US levers of power.
* By genetic, I mean that the US Constitution is increasingly petrifying, getting deified, all while its deep flaws can't be band aided or ignored anymore ([1], [4], [6]).
* By evolution, I mean the arrival at the current state of affairs in which the political center keeps shifting right [5], one party is slowly transforming into a fascist caricature and the other was/is experiencing a reverse takeover (e.g. New Democrats takeover since late 80s) and split personality at the same time (e.g. Lieberman, Manchin vs CPC, The Squad).
* By myopia, I am talking about the relentless and superficial news and conversation coverage mostly of the now and, at most, the next election cycle without much context, serious analysis or thoughtful projection further ahead, especially at crucial moments (e.g. elections, major legislative proposals, building up to and starting wars). I am also talking about the flawed attempts to present both sides in MSM coverage [2] when often one side is reasonable (backed by facts or common sense) and the other side is not (often appealing to emotion, Dunning-Kruger amplification and base fears through deceit or just bald-faced lies).

ALL the accelerating decay in US (politics, economy, crime and unfair justice, social and moral justice, rising inequality and debt at all levels from individual to feds, media [2], education, health care, dwindling social net, foreign policy, judicial system from juvie all the way to SCOTUS) and I really mean ALL, can be traced back to the other original sin in the Constitution: declaring all states equal (i.e. the Senate and the Electoral College). The metastasis of this "state equality" utopia can be perfectly illustrated by the present distortions in all three branches of the federal government:
* Legislative: 50 GOP senators represent 41.5 million less Americans than the 50 Dem senators[3]. If we count Manchin and Sinema as DINOs, then we have 48 Dem senators representing 37 million more Americans than the 50+2 anti-Dem senators. Either way, a considerable minority rules undemocratically.
* Executive: The Senate/EC distortion allowed Bush II in 2000 and BLT (BigLyingT*rd) in 2016 to win with a minority of national votes, and made the 2020 presidential election quite close in EC count (45k votes could have flipped it) despite a difference of 7 million votes overall.
* Judicial: The Senate and executive power imbalance has recently produced an imbalance in SCOTUS as well, one where one might expect some fairness and neutrality, but which is hopelessly imbalanced in a 6-3 power split in favor of the minority, with no foreseeable redress for at least a decade (unless the court gets packed or significantly altered in the near future), an imbalance which already has produced an elevated partisanship in its jurisprudence (which some may trace back to its recent controversial decisions in Bush v Gore (2000), Citizens United v FEC (2010) or even further back if we are to be honest).

Increasingly, many legal scholars and pundits have recognized the US Constitution's glaring flaws and many have proposed various paths/processes to address it (e.g. Bernstein's DC splitting into 127 states[1], Orts' proposal[7], Harvard Law Review's union packing[8], the "compact" [9]).

More reading material and sources for the above:
[1] http://www.inquiriesjournal.com/articles/1835/has-the-us-constitution-reached-its-expiration-date-a-review-and-criticism-of-the-worlds-longest-lasting-constitution
[2] https://pressthink.org/2020/11/the-coming-confrontation-between-the-american-press-and-the-republican-party/
[3] https://www.vox.com/2020/11/6/21550979/senate-malapportionment-20-million-democrats-republicans-supreme-court
[4] https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/12/09/our-broken-constitution
[5] https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/06/26/opinion/sunday/republican-platform-far-right.html
[6] https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/02/constitution-flawed/606208/
[7] https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/01/heres-how-fix-senate/579172/
[8] https://harvardlawreview.org/2020/01/pack-the-union-a-proposal-to-admit-new-states-for-the-purpose-of-amending-the-constitution-to-ensure-equal-representation/
[9] https://www.nationalpopularvote.com/written-explanation

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