Square Peg Triptych
Feb. 12th, 2025 12:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ionelvQAnon Domini 2052 Donaldest 25th: TGBYF Corp headquarters morning prayer is blasted over the PA system of all its franchises (Earth-side, Mars-side and all in between):
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QAD 2052 Magamber 13th: Today, Ivanka and Jared are returning to the Mar-a-Lago Whitest Haus from the Gaza Trump Resort. As soon as they arrived, Secret Service ensured that no (rain) barrels were sticking out of the bushes by doing a thorough sweep of the 18th hole green by the main entrance. Also, the whole mansion staff lined up on the driveway as usual: starting with the Chief Justice, the House Speaker, the Senate Majority Leader and so on, all the way down to the most junior member of the House who held the piss bucket and spare towels. The usual Vogon bros, Eel-on Must, Jeff Bozo and Zucky Mark were waiting for them by the pool with their xAI robot-wives plugged in close by.
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QAD 2052 +mas Day: Barron stamps his family-crested lead won ring unto the latest Exalted Order from the Trump GO BrandOn Your Forehead (TGBYF) Corp: the handmaids must purchase their orange habits only from TGBYF and payment must be made in $trump-oline, $milton-fried-manhole or $elon-gated coins. Those found in violation of this Order will be punished severely at the discretion of the won ring holder. The Order takes effect retroactively 12328 days from today and it applies to all territories, including recent acquisitions such as StarSpangledStan (fka as The [Great White] North), Red-White-n-Blueland, Panamopticon Prime and previous acquisitions such as Isla de Basura, GumBall, VirginDreams, Marinara and Samosa.
Our Vater, who art near his golf cart, hallowed be thy mane, my Barron come, my putter be down, on earth as it is in Florida. Give us this day our daily tweet. And forgive us our wind passes, as we forgive those who pass wind against us. And lead us not into the train station, and deliver us from Evel Knievel.
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QAD 2052 Magamber 13th: Today, Ivanka and Jared are returning to the Mar-a-Lago Whitest Haus from the Gaza Trump Resort. As soon as they arrived, Secret Service ensured that no (rain) barrels were sticking out of the bushes by doing a thorough sweep of the 18th hole green by the main entrance. Also, the whole mansion staff lined up on the driveway as usual: starting with the Chief Justice, the House Speaker, the Senate Majority Leader and so on, all the way down to the most junior member of the House who held the piss bucket and spare towels. The usual Vogon bros, Eel-on Must, Jeff Bozo and Zucky Mark were waiting for them by the pool with their xAI robot-wives plugged in close by.
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QAD 2052 +mas Day: Barron stamps his family-crested lead won ring unto the latest Exalted Order from the Trump GO BrandOn Your Forehead (TGBYF) Corp: the handmaids must purchase their orange habits only from TGBYF and payment must be made in $trump-oline, $milton-fried-manhole or $elon-gated coins. Those found in violation of this Order will be punished severely at the discretion of the won ring holder. The Order takes effect retroactively 12328 days from today and it applies to all territories, including recent acquisitions such as StarSpangledStan (fka as The [Great White] North), Red-White-n-Blueland, Panamopticon Prime and previous acquisitions such as Isla de Basura, GumBall, VirginDreams, Marinara and Samosa.
