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Act I: TD smirks like a Cheshire cat as JD shows PN multiple times how to kiss TD’s ring and how to shine TD’s buckle.
Act II: TP whines and grunts loudly behind the curtain just as he reveals to the audience and shakes a cue card that states in bold large newspaper-clipped mismatched letters “PN disrespects TD.”
Act III: TD puckers at LLM and TP while wagging his finger in PN’s face.
Final curtain is drawn just as TD knocks himself out by accident when he knocks heads with JD and stops moving as JD quickly recovers, approaches PN and immediately hovers over and scowls at LLM.
Characters:
* TD (Uncle TD Krasnochav): a hard-of-hearing, libidinous old man who waves his tiny hands whenever he speaks
* JD (Nephew JD Nas-Maro): TD’s nephew who loves to crossdress, to lounge on sofas and to look deep into his uncle’s eyes
* PN (visitor Pashol Nahuy Krasnasheyev): a chav in running suit who wants to borrow from TD to pay off a ransom
* LLM: Large lopsided mirror that swivels automatically between the characters as they push air thru their head-holes
* TP: a pre-recorded tape player or tiny puppeteer backstage
Act II: TP whines and grunts loudly behind the curtain just as he reveals to the audience and shakes a cue card that states in bold large newspaper-clipped mismatched letters “PN disrespects TD.”
Act III: TD puckers at LLM and TP while wagging his finger in PN’s face.
Final curtain is drawn just as TD knocks himself out by accident when he knocks heads with JD and stops moving as JD quickly recovers, approaches PN and immediately hovers over and scowls at LLM.
Characters:
* TD (Uncle TD Krasnochav): a hard-of-hearing, libidinous old man who waves his tiny hands whenever he speaks
* JD (Nephew JD Nas-Maro): TD’s nephew who loves to crossdress, to lounge on sofas and to look deep into his uncle’s eyes
* PN (visitor Pashol Nahuy Krasnasheyev): a chav in running suit who wants to borrow from TD to pay off a ransom
* LLM: Large lopsided mirror that swivels automatically between the characters as they push air thru their head-holes
* TP: a pre-recorded tape player or tiny puppeteer backstage