Abrahamic God vs the Sun

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Abrahamic God	Sun
Has veen around for less than 10,000 years (despite humans being around for much longer than that).	Has been around for billion years.
Claims to have created life in a few days and is 100% done.	Created life over billions of years and is not done yet.
Takes credit for everything (except evil) and never admits fault for his fuckups.	Just does its thing.
Super jealous, petty and vengeful.	Does not and cannot give a flying fuck about us.
Insecure about his place in our hearts and very manipulative by presenting false dichotomies.	See above.
Absent for at least one thousand years and has only sent like three prophets to fine tune his message.	Always there and keeps sending us signs of his greatness and magnitude every f-ing second since forever and for many more billions of years yet.
Has a coterie of charlatans, self-deluded fanboys and fools promoting his greatest hits.	Is all virtually alone (unless you count Jupiter as a mini-me in the making) and slowly drawing closer to us.