Recipe for bright and shiny future

Nothingburger with Velveeta and Bacon (upon a šity which always runs downhill) version:
* sneaky dick plumbing equipment
* gipper tall tales and punch down digs
* chuckie’s cold dead fingers off his deadman happy trigger
* walking herb, poppy WASP venom
* eyes of newt, djinn and grinch
* dubya’s fool me once dunce cap
* forked tongue, tiny fingernails and covfefe diapers from jabba the hot balloon

Regional variations for jabba:
* TrueNorthUntrimmedBeaver: Pipi LePew
* SquareDown UnderPants: mad monkey paws
* KiwiTossedSaladLips: El jennyCid
* Libtardé, equine-mitté,frappé-vité: Sarcosma, macro-lolit, Marie LePeen
* FourLionsCubsAndTheKomodoDragonfly
* Caligula: Il Testicone
* Russian Roulette: poutine
* Terra de Santa Cruise:
* Meddling Kingdom: Mao Laorou, gē bāopí