The Donald dream
Nov. 22nd, 2022 10:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ionelvLast night, in the wake of Cheeto's reinstatement on Twitter, I dreamt that I was in the car with him and his assistant. They told me that they have a few errands and that they will drop me off close to where I live. He was driving and we first stopped at a McD drive-through window where Donnie had to do a bit of convincing to get some free ketchup packets from the teller (and nothing else). I told him that he can get any condiments for free if he wants, but that he has to pay 25c to get a cup of water (as the price for the cup itself).
Next, we stopped at a Starbucks and we went inside. Right next to the cash register was a vertical display of lunchable boxes. Donnie Boy laid on the floor with his head right under the display, so you could not see his face. This lady first in line, waiting to check out asked quietly, miming almost, if the person on the floor was him, the Don. I confirmed quietly that indeed he was and as I pulled away the display, we could all see that he managed to break open a few of the boxes and he was gobbling down food with abandon. While this was going on, I was on the phone with M telling her that we were nearby and that I would be home soon.
Next, we stopped at a Starbucks and we went inside. Right next to the cash register was a vertical display of lunchable boxes. Donnie Boy laid on the floor with his head right under the display, so you could not see his face. This lady first in line, waiting to check out asked quietly, miming almost, if the person on the floor was him, the Don. I confirmed quietly that indeed he was and as I pulled away the display, we could all see that he managed to break open a few of the boxes and he was gobbling down food with abandon. While this was going on, I was on the phone with M telling her that we were nearby and that I would be home soon.
