BORK: Alpha to Beta to Omega
Aug. 21st, 2024 05:15 amExactly two weeks after BORK germinated, a hungry passing bovine ate it roots and all.
The afternoon showers of 6th October 2282 just started as Tobor entered its usual slumber. BORK started germinating almost instantly. Its roots reached deep into the wet ground and its stem and leaves were quickly reaching for the greenish trimoon skies.
The morning of 6th October 2282, Tobor had accidentally dropped BORK just a few paces outside his charging station.
Sometime in the summer of 2282, the BORK project was completed, and it became the last of humanity when BettaNellie succumbed to her injuries only weeks later due to an unfortunate incident involving its pet aurantius priapulida.
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On Dec 10th 2260, with all AlphaMunchausen long gone after the last war with BROG.STOB. (aka B.S.), BetaNellie decided to create a skunkworks project which she named Beta Omega Rice Kernel (BORK) as a last-ditch attempt to salvage something before B.S. wiped all traces of humans and cyborgs. All the surviving data on humanity was microprinted on one ὄρυζα saliva kernel's surface.
The afternoon showers of 6th October 2282 just started as Tobor entered its usual slumber. BORK started germinating almost instantly. Its roots reached deep into the wet ground and its stem and leaves were quickly reaching for the greenish trimoon skies.
The morning of 6th October 2282, Tobor had accidentally dropped BORK just a few paces outside his charging station.
Sometime in the summer of 2282, the BORK project was completed, and it became the last of humanity when BettaNellie succumbed to her injuries only weeks later due to an unfortunate incident involving its pet aurantius priapulida.
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On Dec 10th 2260, with all AlphaMunchausen long gone after the last war with BROG.STOB. (aka B.S.), BetaNellie decided to create a skunkworks project which she named Beta Omega Rice Kernel (BORK) as a last-ditch attempt to salvage something before B.S. wiped all traces of humans and cyborgs. All the surviving data on humanity was microprinted on one ὄρυζα saliva kernel's surface.