Old 80s Romanian joke

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Era Bulă la scoala si avea o inspectie. Inspectorul spune ca a fost foarte buna inspectia dar spune ca Bulă (baiatul din colt de langa fereastra) nu prea a raspuns. El intreaba daca poate sa se duca sa puna cateva intrebari.Profesoara raspunde ca da.Se duce el si intreaba: - Bulă ce faci daca esti singur intr-o padure si deodata apare langa tine un urs? Bulă: - Fug! Inspectorul spune: - Fuge si ursul dupa tine! - Fug mai tare! - Sa presupunem ca fuge si ursul mai tare - Fug si mai tare! - Sa presupunem ca fuge si ursul si mai tare - Ma urc intr-un copac ! - Sa presupunem ca se urca si ursul dupa tine! - Ma urc si mai sus! - Sa presupunem ca se urca si el mai sus! - Eee mai du-te in rasa matii, ca tu tii cu ursul…

Bulă was in school and there was an inspection. The inspector said that the inspection was very good but also said that Bulă (the boy in the corner by the window) didn't really answer. He asks if he can ask him a few questions. The teacher says sure. So, the inspector asks: - Bulă, what do you do if you are alone in a forest and suddenly a bear shows up close to you? Bulă: - I run! The inspector says: - The bear runs after you too! - I run faster! - Let's assume that the bear runs faster too. - I run even faster! - Let's assume that the bear runs even faster too. - I climb a tree! - Let's assume that the bear climbs after you too! - I climb even higher! - Let's assume that he climbs higher too! - Hmmm. Just go fuck yourself. You're rooting for the bear.